Sign Your Name Across My…
The worst example of “everything must be perfect on my perfect day” drama I have ever personally witnessed is the bride I saw having a melt-down because the toilet paper in the bathrooms had not been changed to match her wedding theme colour.
I sat there with my jaw on the floor – not because she was throwing a bridal tantrum, but because the idea of coordinating toilet paper had seriously never occurred to me. But apparently it has occurred to any number of brides, because you can actually get toilet paper custom printed with your names.
In case you are thinking for even one moment, “Well, that’s pretty cool” let me be the first to remind you of the actual purpose of toilet paper – and then consider if you really want your guests swiping your names across their nether regions.
Right. Probably not.
Other bad ideas:
Yes, you can actually get embroidered toilet paper. Don’t.
And while your first anniversary is indeed your paper anniversary, I can almost guarantee that if you gift your spouse with this, you will not have a second. (On the plus side, the second anniversary is cotton, and that’s sort of boring to shop for anyway.)
On a lighter (softer? more absorbent? quilted?) note, here is one of the winning dresses from the Cheap Chic Weddings dress contest. Unbelievably, this incredible dress – like all of the dresses in their insanely popular annual contest – is made entirely of toilet roll:
Very cheap, very chic, and very not recommended for Ireland. It rains here. A lot.
